Chris Pratt Dirty Tweets, NSFW Tweets Fans Sent to Jurassic World Star

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Whether you were a fan of Parks and Rec, Guardians of the Galaxy, or are awaiting the premiere of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, there’s one thing you all probably agree on — Chris Pratt! Of course, 38-year-old is one of our absolute favorite of the famous Chrises, and trust us… there are a lot. But, LBR, he’s a major hottie.

This probably won’t come as a surprise, but when it comes to CP, we’re not the only ones who think he’s a total daddy. Turns out, lots of people do, which explains why they’ve been sending him raunchy messages on Twitter for years. Luckily, we found ’em, and while most of them are v disturbing, we can’t help but laugh so hard that actual tears build up in the corner of our eyes. Don’t say we didn’t warn ya!

This person is available every day of the week.

What a beautiful haiku!

Isn’t nature wonderful?

We didn’t know Chris was a chef!

How generous!

We’ve got a Pokémon fan in the house!

This is beautiful.

Wow… so brave.

At least she’s being honest!

That’s dedication.

None taken.

It’s destiny.

Thanks for the CupcakKe lyrics!

We stan a contortionist.

We hate when that happens!

Umm… ouch?


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