This morning, we took a shower using a soap made from gold and diamonds that just happens to cost nearly $3,000. Oh well. It’s melting down, but who cares! We’ll just order more. Anyway, we continued our morning routine by brushing our teeth using a toothpaste made by Theodent. It costs nearly $200, so we kept using more on our teeth just because we can. We even used it on Fido to get rid of it and order more.
Then we shaved. We used to shave using Barbasol, but it costs around $8, so of course, we traded up and used a Jack Black shave lather that only costs around fifty bucks. We lathered up, and then shaved using our Art of Shaving razor, which, get this, sells for the bargain price of $225. So we threw it away because we don’t like to waste. And then we wrapped up our regiment by putting on Clive Christian’s Imperial Majesty Perfume for Men, which, if you really want to know, is only $435.000, which we’re told is the price of a house.
But while we’re wealthy, life is hard. Sometimes we don’t know when to trade up on our grooming products. There’s so much out there for men, and we have to browse men’s blogs to keep up. What if we missed out on a Vitamin A serum worth only $500? Then where will we be? So here’s the deal. We gathered up 25 of the most expensive grooming products for men to show you the hard life we have.
25 Orchidée Impériale Black Cream – $1,115 for 1.6 oz
Enriched with Blackimmune technology that comes with all the strength and power of the black orchid to help reinforce the skin’s defense system, this cream by Guerlain will make your skin become more resistant. It combats all signs of skin aging. As a result, wrinkles are less defined, and the texture of your skin and your facial contours are more refined. Using it every day, your overall skin will feel firmer, more supple and even as radiant as a young girl’s visage.
24 La Prairie Cellular Platinum Rare Cream- $1,200 for 1.7 oz
Made for both men and women, La Prairie Rare consists of one of the world’s most precious and rarest metal on earth, platinum. Platinum works to bond with your skin and is now an infamous anti-aging cream that recharges the skin, protects the skin’s DNA and replenishes moisture as if you’ve drunk 8 cups of water. The platinum also protects the skin from harmful chemicals and climates and lends you a more youthful appearance if you wear it every day.
23 Ducray Neoptide Hair Lotion Spray – $97 for 3.3 oz
This spray is specially formulated to target, treat and prevent the leading causes of chronic hair loss. It’s designed exclusively for men, and has a professional strength quality that you’ll notice a few weeks after initial application. For healthy growth of hair, the cream contains vitamin B3, amino acids, and active botanicals. The lotion also works to thicken the shaft for a richer, fuller look, reduce the appearance of hair loss and has a 90% satisfaction rate. It costs $97 for 3.3 fl. oz.
22 Anti-Age Global Revitalizer by Sisleÿum – $275 for 1.69 oz
This anti-aging skin care is formulated to firm skin, reduce fine lines, hydrate and fight razor burn. On application, it soothes skin on contact while also softening. The result is skin that is more resistant and appears less tied. Wrinkles are reduced with everyday application, and skin will be revitalized for a more youthful appearance. For best results, use it once in the morning or at night. It even works as a calming after-shave and is designed for all skin types.
21 Verso Dark Spot Fix – $150 for .05 oz
The Verso Dark Spot Fix contains the highest concentration of Retinol 8 of all Verso products. The Vitamin A ingredient is more corrective than standard Retinol and half as irritative. The spot fix helps to minimize the appearance of minor dark spots and patches on your face caused by sun damage, age and above all, acne marks. As a result, skin is more toned and smooth, and boosts the skin’s natural production of collagen. A .05 fl.oz bottle costs $150.00.
20 ReVive Intensite Line Erasing Serum (Advanced Wrinkle Corrector) – $600 for 1 oz
This wrinkle corrector serum smooths and softens your face while also working to diminish the appearance of lines and wrinkles. The result is skin that appears visibly firm and tight, and the serum also prevents new damage by protecting your face from the environment, like urban pollution, humidity, smoke, etc. But the best thing about this serum is that you don’t have to wait like six months before showing any signs of rejuvenation. The ReVive works instantly and overtime.
19 ReVive Intensité Volumizing Serum – $600 for 1 oz
Serum is a skincare product that you put on before moisturizing. It can penetrate deeply into the skin but it’s not a moisturizer because face creams are richer and create a “shield” on the top of the skin to keep the serum intact. This serum works to increase facial volume and plump up pockets on your skin, like furrow lines. It increases skin cell renewal in order to make skin feel firmer and brighter. A 1. fl. oz. costs $600.
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18 ReVive Intensite Crème Lustre Night – $385 for 1.7 oz
For a moisturizer to use in the day, we suggest ReVive’s Intensite Creme Lustre Day. But those who care about rejuvenating their skin at night, you should use a cream while asleep. This moisturizer brightens and hydrates the skin overnight for a healthy-looking visage. Developed for men who have dry to very dry skin, Creme Luster makes their skin feel firmer and supple from a loss of elasticity. It also reduces the appearance of fine lines, and makes skin more firm and tight.
17 Youth Eye Complex by Innovative Skincare – $78 for .5 oz
Eye cream is always expensive. In fact, other beauty products for the face are always expensive if they target one area. If you have crows feet around the eyes or dark circles, you really should invest in an eye cream. IS is powerful because it uses pharmaceutical-grade Centella Asiatica extract. Why does it cost so much? Well, the Centella that RE uses is 1,000 times more effective than the cosmetic-grade ones, according to the RE website. The eye cream is $78 per ounce.
16 Jack Black Supreme Cream Triple Cushion Shave Lather – $50 for 3 oz
The Jack Black lathers your skin for a smooth shave. It allows for closer shaves, better razor glide, and protection from razor burn, nicks, and cuts. The cream is thick to lift whiskers from the skin and which allows the razor to better cut each whisker. It moisturizes your face and leaves skin hydrated and smooth to the touch. At around $50 for 3 oz, this shave lather is designed for sensitive skin and worth the price for a close cut.
15 Tom Ford Intensive Infusion Ultra Rich Moisturizer – $235 for 1.7 oz
It’s hard finding the right moisturizer. Basically, you want only one, and you want it to do everything. The Intensive Infusion does just that. Nutrients allow for a smooth and young visage, and the cream works to restore the luster and the vitality of your skin. It has a complex that stimulates the natural cell-repair mechanism, which allows the skin to become resistant. Like coffee, it awakens your face, making it feel more renewed. A 1.7 oz jar costs $235.
14 Dr. Barbara Sturm Super Anti-Aging Serum – $350 for 1.0 oz
The Dr. Barbara Sturm Super Anti-Aging Serum replaces the skin’s moisture reservoirs using Hyaluronic Acid. Basically, the acid contains strong antioxidants that stimulate the natural cell-repair mechanism, leaving your skin smooth, supple and resilient. The antioxidants also diminish fine lines from damage to your skin brought on by free radicals and environmental pollutants, among other things. It even counteracts the existing damage. Like any great serum, you’ll see the effects immediately, like luminosity and radiance. The serum is $350 for 1 oz.
13 Creed Original Santal Shaving Soap & Bowl – $125 for 3.8 oz.
When it comes to shaving, men want the best for a clean, cut-free shave that leaves their mug supple and resilient. The Creed Original Santal shaving bowl, which is alcohol-free, includes a hand-milled soap, that, when emulsified with a wet shaving brush, creates a fine, opulent shaving lather. The top notes include sandalwood, cinnamon, coriander and juniper berry. The middle notes include lavender, rosemary, and ginger. The base notes include Tonka bean and vanilla. A 3.8 oz. will cost you $125.
12 La Mer The Cleansing Gel – $129 for 6.7 oz
We all have to wash our face. Why not do it with a product designed by Dr. Max Huber, an aerospace physicist. It’s called MiracelBroth, and is known for its healing powers and which took 12 years and 6,000 experiments to create. With that nutrient, the cleanser purifies and calms skin, and also works as a moisturizer before you put on a real one on your skin. La Mer, a light foaming gel, is oil-free, able to remove excess oil without drying your skin.
11 La Mer Crème de la Mer – $2,095 for 16.5 oz
The grooming products that La Mer makes may be expensive, but we trust the company because it took Dr. Max Huber 12 years to concoct (see above) them. Once again, the cream is enriched by the highly potent Miracle Broth, which has ingredients like sea kelp, vitamins, and minerals. The nutrient-rich broth was created through a meticulous 3 to 4-month fermentation process. With daily use, and for all skin types, this moisturizer makes skin firmer and helps to diminish fine lines.
10 The Art of Shaving Classic Horn 5 Blade Razor – $225
The most important function of this Art of Shaving luxury razor is that it is properly weighted and balanced to help reduce the pressure placed on the skin. The 5 blade razor is designed to fit any Fusion family blade, and has nickel-plated accents. Its exclusivity is a result of the natural bovine horn handle, which has distinctive color variations. Each razor is unique, with no two handles alike. The use of the Fusion blade means you’ll have a close shave.
9 La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe Soufflé Body Cream – $335 for 5.2 oz
Like most men, they take care of their face using moisturizers and serums. But they often neglect their body. That’s not good, as your body’s skin loses tone with aging, just like that of your face. Opulent and luxurious, you use the featherweight yet substantial cream after showering or bathing. Made from caviar extracts and caffeine, the lotion will tighten your skin, above all in the face and neck, and will feel and look smoother and youthful. The lotion also works to exfoliate.
8 Natura Bisse Diamond Life Infusion Limited Edition – $855 for 0.8 oz
This limited-edition Diamond Life Infusion is seriously meant to rejuvenate your face. After application, you will see an immediate lifting effect. Diamond Life helps dramatically and visibly increase firmness and elasticity for stronger and more resilient-looking skin. Skin is visibly lifted and contoured for a more healthy look and a reduced appearance of lines and wrinkles. Diamond Life, above all, also increases renewal and regeneration, providing skin with a bright glow and an even tone for a more youthful appearance.
7 Acqua Di Parma Colonia Club Deodorant – $46 for 1.7 oz
This deodorant is so luxuriant that you can compare it to a fine, very expensive cologne. It has an elegant scent made up of natural ingredients like Bulgarian rose, Sicilian citrus fruits, lavender, and verbena. The notes in full are Bergamot, Citrus, Lemon, Bitter Orange, Sweet Orange, English Lavender, Bulgarian or Damascene Rose, Verbena, Clary Sage, Rosemary, Cedarwood, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Vetiver, and Oakmoss. If you want to feel classic and timeless, the Colonia Club is just what you’re looking for.
6 Molton Brown Black Peppercorn Body Wash – $30 for 10 oz
This luxurious bath and body wash is blended with Madagascan Black Peppercorn oil. The result is spicy and warm, and meant for those who are adventurous. This body wash takes it to another level by conjuring up hot sands and an ocean breeze. As such, it’s both invigorating and bracing. The heart note is black peppercorns. The top note is a refreshing citrus. Using the wash will make you smell spicy and sophisticated, and you can forget all about wearing a cologne!
5 Alitura Anti-Aging Professional Clay Face Mask – $59 for 6.9 oz
This salon-quality face mask is made from the finest ingredients, volcanic and Indian clay. Known as the most expensive face mask out there, this is an all-in-one product that eliminates the need to use many products on your face. It’s a natural exfoliator, a deep-cleanser and a refreshing rejuvenator that makes your skin feel more supple and hydrated. The detoxifying effects formulated by clays help to remove impurities, as well as acne issues such as pimples and whiteheads. You can finally through your Clearasil away!
4 Patricks S2 Shine Finish Medium Hold Pomade – $60 for 5 oz
Patricks ‘S2’ hair pomade holds your hair AND nourishes it. That’s why it’s one of the most expensive pomades in the world. The pomade lets you style your hair in the way you want because of its hold. Specially formulated with Red Clover, Sage, and Saw Palmetto, it’s engineered for performance and longevity. The ‘S2’ does double duty, sculpting the hair while nourishing it and the scalp in order to minimize hair loss while also leaving a UV-resistant and high shine finish.
3 Theodent 300 Whitening Crystal Mint Toothpaste, $196.30 for 3.4 oz
Do you really need a nearly $200 toothpaste? We men used to just pick up a tube that costs as little as 4 bucks. Now we have Theodent, the most expensive toothpaste in the world. It is so exclusive that it’s only available through select dental practices, medical offices, and through its website. It contains the patented compound Rennou, which is an extract of chocolate, and is intended to stimulate the growth of new enamel as well as whiten teeth.
2 Clive Christian’s Imperial Majesty Perfume for Men – $435.000 -for 16.9 oz
Clive Christian makes unattainable but luxurious perfumes for the wealthy. The Imperial Majesty costs $435,000 per bottle, and besides the limited edition DKNY for men, it is the most expensive cologne in the world. The scent comes from cardamom, cedarwood, tonka beans, mandarin orange and other notes. The high price is due to its packaging. The bottle is an artistic masterpiece, made of Baccarat crystal and decorated with a five-carat-white diamond and a fabulous small gold piece around its neck.
1 Qatar Gold and Diamond Soap – $2,800
Qatar is the world’s most expensive soap. Infused with gold and diamond powder, this soap is made for very high-end clients. Created by a Lebanese family-run business, the company admits that the ingredients in the soap have no restorative powers. The soap does nothing to help nourish or hydrate your skin, as well as reduce fine lines and wrinkles. It’s not even said anywhere that the soap has any positive effects. A single bar will cost you $2,800. Why wash away so much money?
(Sources: Esquire, Dmarge, Amazon, MensJournal)
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