‘You just hate Scottish people, you cow’: Glaswegian woman struggles to communicate with her ‘racist’ Alexa – before hilariously launching into a terrible cockney accent
- Marj Massie from Glasgow branded the Amazon device a ‘f****** cow’
- She filmed herself trying to communicate with the device as she made a meal
- Ms Massie wanted to hear Dana’s 1998 hit ‘Something’s Cooking in My Kitchen’
- Only when she put on an ‘English’ accent, did Alexa understand the request
A hilarious video shows a Scot failing to communicate with her ‘racist’ Alexa – until she puts on a terrible cockney accent.
Marj Massie also brands the Amazon device a ‘f****** cow’ as it flatly refuses to recognise her Scottish brogue.
But when she puts on an ‘English’ accent even worse than Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, Alexa immediately gets the message.
A fuming Ms Massie, from Glasgow, ends the clip: ‘F*** off – you just hate Scottish people, you cow.’
Ms Massie filmed herself trying to communicate with the device as she made a meal in the kitchen and wanted to hear Dana’s 1998 hit ‘Something’s Cooking in My Kitchen’.
Ms Massie uploaded the clip to Facebook with the caption: ‘Alexa is racist and HATES SCOTTISH people. Proof.’
Alexa keeps mishearing ‘Dana’ as ‘Donna’ and repeatedly fails to find the song on Spotify.
Ms Massie rants: ‘It’s no f****** Donna. F****** cow.’
Switching to ‘nice’, Ms Massie can be heard saying slowly: ‘Alexa, please, please, please play ‘Something’s Cooking in My Kitchen’ by Dana.’
Alexa again says she can’t find the song by ‘Donna’, to which Ms Massie replies: ‘F****** look it up ya cow. Alexa, stop being an arse.’
A man in the background can be heard talking to Ms Massie, telling her to give up and ask for a joke.
Marj Massie from Glasgow (pictured left) fails to communicate with her ‘racist’ Alexa device (right) – until she puts on a terrible cockney accent
She replies: ‘I don’t want to hear a bloody well joke, I want her to play that song. That song popped into my head when I was cooking. I want to hear that bloody well song.’
Ms Massie decides to try an ‘English’ accent, telling the machine: ‘Alexa, play ‘Somefinks cooking in my kitchen’ by DA-NA.’
Immediately, the device begins to play a sample of the song, and Ms Massie exclaims: ‘F*** off! You just hate Scottish people ya cow.’
On social media, Roma Mcluskey said: ‘I love this. Alexa ya wee electronic boot.’
Ms Massie (left) filmed herself trying to communicate with the device as she made a meal in the kitchen and wanted to hear singer Dana’s (right) hit ‘Something’s Cooking in My Kitchen’
Jeff Jeffrey added: ‘Tell Alexa to go do one, silly f*d of a machine.’
Angela James-Liddle commented: ‘Ffs I nearly ended myself laughing then.’
Susan Broadfoot wrote: ‘That is absolutely hysterical. I’m crying here.’
James Thompson commented: ‘Your mental doll, but yer funny as fek.’
Tracy Lawrence said: ‘I’m exactly the same Marj, i was roaring at her the other day’ Alexa I’m going to f** leather you. She drives me nuts.’
While Shirley McAlpine said simply: ‘Hilarious.’
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