We’ve all been spooked by a mysterious noise in the middle of the night or noticed a dark shape move out of the corner of our eye.
When something a little out of the ordinary happens in our home, it’s easy to joke that the place is haunted, though not many of us actually ever think this is the case.
But one mum has shared the odd goings on in her house and suggested the answer to all her problems is definitely that there’s a ‘spunking ghost ‘ around.
And people are totally on board with her theory.
In a post on Mumsnet , a woman, going by the username Chipshopninja, explained her reasoning for thinking her house was haunted.
She wrote: "Of all the problems to have…
"Last night my partner woke up around 1am because he heard our bedroom door open (it’s squeaky, needs some WD40 but that’s by the by).
"He didn’t get up, expecting our son to tap him on the shoulder announcing he had had a bad dream, but nothing! He then heard the bedroom door close."
Her partner then decided to go and investigate what their son was doing.
"Just outside our bedroom door he stepped in a large wet patch, he checked on our son, but he was fast asleep all tucked in under his duvet," she continued.
"He then went downstairs to check on the dog, which was fast asleep in the living room. So slightly bemused, he came back to bed."
In the morning he relayed the strange incident to his partner, who suggested it must have been caused by a "spunking ghost".
But just in case it wasn’t a ghost, the mum decided to ask the internet for their ideas about what might have caused the mess – she clarified that her dog definitely couldn’t have caused it and there was nothing leaking from anywhere.
One person said: "Maybe your son was sleep walking and decided to pee outside your bedroom door? Although, a spunking ghost is definitely the most rational explanation."
Another commented: "Cynical me is wondering whether your partner didn’t have a little ‘accident’ or maybe spill a drink himself and this is a cover story? Failing that, spunking ghost definitely."
A third added: I don’t believe in ghosts, a jizzing-on-the-landing ghost is something I’ve never heard anyone claim. My money is on the partner."
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