A "peeping" neighbour fed up at seeing a couple naked in their own home posted a note threatening to report them to police for "indecent exposure".
Karin and Jay Stone, from Lemington, Newcastle, were told to close their blinds when putting on or taking off their clothes in a memo posted through their letterbox.
The letter commented on the size of their body parts with the anonymous sender telling them they were "sick" of seeing "big bum big boobs" and a "little willy", Chronicle Live reports.
The Stones said they were initially left baffled at the note but have since hit back with a message of their own and added they have laughed about it since.
The scribbled letter read: “Would you please close your blinds when getting dressed or undressing.
"We are sick of seeing big bum big boobs and little willy [sic] and we will report you both for indecent exposure.
Karin, 33, said: "I don’t understand it, it’s not like we’ve been parading around naked – just living normal life.
"It does feel really creepy – I feel like somebody has been peeping.
"I’m considering putting a note over both my windows saying ‘stop looking!’.
"Really it’s just a bit excessive – if they’d just knocked on my door and said there was an issue with privacy, that would have been fine.”
But the couple can see the funny side of the note, which has sparked debate across the globe, after a Karin posted a picture of it on Facebook which went viral.
She said: "It’s really strange: my husband got the note, I was away, so he messaged it to me, and I posted it in a Facebook group.
"I woke up to find it had had about 15,000 comments in 24 hours, and I had a call to talk about it on an Australian breakfast show – it’s really surreal.
"People have been suggesting how we should respond – we’ve had a few more outrageous suggestions.
"Some people were saying we should start doing a choreographed naked dance.
"We had quite a laugh about it.”
The couple’s reply note read: "Stop looking through our windows you peeping Tom.
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